Learn the subtle differences between what Senator Obama says and what he really means.
Use the included Elitist and Condescending Generators to formulate your own Obamaesque speeches, quickly and without programming or séances.
Learn when and how to apologize ... and to whom.
Learn how and when to play the "race card" while making it seem that it's your opponent's ploy.
Learn how to effect and affect change.
Written and illustrated by I. B. Bitter
