, <b>The Fools Among Us: April 2008</b>

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Destroy Iran's Nukes To Save Our Cities

One of the most terrifying possibilities the world faces is that al-Qa'eda, or some other Islamist group, gets hold of a nuclear bomb. Islamist terrorists are certainly trying to obtain one: Osama bin Laden has issued a document entitled 'The Nuclear Bomb of Islam', which insists it is 'the duty' of Muslims to acquire a nuclear bomb in order to use 'as much force as possible to terrorise the enemies of God'.


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Friday, April 25, 2008

Penis Theft Panic: The Story That Will Not 'Shrink' From The Headlines?


Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.


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While not surprising from an African Culture standpoint, it does make a male wince when the subject matter is taken in a humorous vein?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Barack Obama: Obama's Favorite Terrorists

Obama minimized his relationship by acknowledging only that he knows Ayers. But they have quite a bit more of a connection than that. He's appeared on panels with Ayers, served on a foundation board with him and held a 1995 campaign event at the home of Ayers and his wife, fellow terrorist Bernardine Dohrn. Ayers even gave money to one of his campaigns.

It's not as though Ayers and Dohrn have denied or repudiated their crimes. After emerging from years in hiding, they escaped federal prosecution because of government misconduct in gathering evidence, but they don't pretend they were innocent. In 2001, Ayers said, 'I don't regret setting bombs. I feel we didn't do enough.'


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Disclaimer: Colorization, mine.


If one may be "judged" by the company one keeps, perhaps this association is worth understanding and review? I, for one, feel that this is just another instance of citizen Obama to meld with individuals with whom he believed would or could assist him in his projected political life.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Barack Obama: A Black Marx Against Him?

'Die Religion ... ist das Opium des Volkes.'


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Testing everything from pot to Marxism to black power while at Occidental College in L.A., Obama was a regular rebel, alienated from the bourgeoisie, black and politically active. Eager to stake a role in the black community, Obama made sure to choose his friends and groups carefully, despite his interest in a wide variety of student organizations: "It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names." (p. 100, 101)


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If any one's BITTER, it just may be the BLACK man choosing to open his mouth before a group of West Coast Liberals with deep pockets and a proven disdain of all things mainstream in the United States.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Obama For Dummies: For The Rest Of Us

Learn the subtle differences between what Senator Obama says and what he really means.


Use the included Elitist and Condescending Generators to formulate your own Obamaesque speeches, quickly and without programming or séances.


Learn when and how to apologize ... and to whom.


Learn how and when to play the "race card" while making it seem that it's your opponent's ploy.


Learn how to effect and affect change.

Written and illustrated by I. B. Bitter

The Great Condescender: Foot In Mouth, Yet ... Again?

'They fell through the Clinton administration and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna [sic] regenerate. And they have not,' Obama continued in the riff first reported by the Huffington Post Web site.

'And,' he concluded, 'it's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.'



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Disclaimer: Colorization, mine.


Oh, yes, he's "The Great Condescender" ... condescending himself right to Hell

His need is such; He condescends too much

He's a phoney, but no one can tell!






PLATTERS lyrics



Does Senator Obama actually think that "talking down" to the electorate of Pennsylvania will ingratiate him with them and garner their vote? The pompous ass, who some might term "elitist," seems to be on a "negative" roll.


Disclaimer II: Apologies to The Platters and Buck Ram.

Friday, April 11, 2008

U. S. Navy: Officer Goes 'Balls To The Wall'?

Lt. Cmdr. Rebecca C. Dickinson, 38, told the jury she worked for Deborah Jeane Palfrey's escort service for six months, using the name 'Renee' while having sex for money, The Washington Post reported. She said she quit in 2006 partly because of 'other responsibilities.'


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What can one say? Naval personnel have varied "hobbies?"

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Doin' The Bobbitt: Philippine Woman Cuts Off Husband’s Penis

A housewife on Thursday cut off her husband’s penis while he was sleeping in their house in the Philippine capital to ensure his fidelity, a police officer said.


Yeeeeeooowch!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Meat Loaf: Paradise By The GoPhone Light



Contrary to faux-purists ... I like it!

Phil Donahue: Espouses Anti-war And Defeatist Agenda

'Well, we have lost,' he told Cybercast News Service. 'It's over. America is going to have to look in the mirror and suck it up and tell the truth to itself. This was a massive blunder.'


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... and his opinion merits more consideration than yours or mine?

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Barack Obama: 'He Knows' ... What, Exactly?

'I would like somebody who knows about a bunch of stuff that I'm not as expert on,' he said, and then he was off and running. 'I think a lot of people assume that might be some sort of military thing to make me look more Commander-in-Chief-like. Ironically, this is an area--foreign policy is the area where I am probably most confident that I know more and understand the world better than Senator Clinton or Senator McCain.'


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Disclaimer: Colorization, mine.


Judging from Obama's stuttering, bumbling dialogue, at times; I personally believe that Senator Obama couldn't pour piss outta' a boot if the directions were on the heel!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Hillary Clinton: Just One More Lie?

Over the last five weeks, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York has featured in her campaign stump speeches the story of a health care horror: an uninsured pregnant woman who lost her baby and died herself after being denied care by an Ohio hospital because she could not come up with a $100 fee.


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Whoops! A candidate continues to repeat a non-vetted narrative that turns into a tarradiddle while trying to glean support from the ignorant masses? Say it ain't so ...

Barack Obama: 'Punishing With A Baby?'

... Look, I've got two daughters, nine-years-old and six-years-old. I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.


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Bill Burton, his national spokesman:

'What Senator Obama said and what he believes is clear -- children are 'miracles,' but we have a problem when so many children are having children. As Senator Obama said on Saturday -- and on many other occasions -- parents have a responsibility to teach their children about values and morals to help make sure they are not treating sex casually. And while he understands the passions on both sides of this difficult issue, Senator Obama believes we can all agree that we should be taking steps to reduce the number of teen pregnancies and abortions in this country.'


Senator Obama has a strange set of priorities ... Just what is his answer for a "baby" created by a "mistake?" Isn't it "interesting" that candidates have "national spokespersons" (PC) to ALWAYS 'splain what the pathetic bastards really mean? I truly hope that a "signer" was on duty for the deaf!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Jimmy Carter: Who Cares?


















Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, one of a handful of high-profile Democrats who has remained neutral in his party's presidential primary battle, has hinted he supports Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton.


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Randi Rhodes: Words Of Love?

'What a whore Geraldine Ferraro is! She's such a fucking whore!' Rhodes remarked. 'Hillary is a big fucking whore, too' to a mixed audience reaction. 'You know why she's a big fucking whore? Because her deal is always, 'Read the fine print, asshole!'


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Disclaimer: Colorization, mine.



While not the most shocking diatribe offered by a liberal, the lack of respect for two members of her own gender is interesting. Being testicularly challenged may be part of the reason this "entertainer's" babble emits the odor of pseudo-testosterone? Is that a sock in her panties?

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Martin Luther King, Jr.: 40 Years Gone ...






















While as "human" as the next man or woman, Martin Luther King, Jr. was a true uniter and abhorred division between all races in the United States. The loss to our national fabric is only now being shown with the abominable rhetoric being injected into the current Presidential campaign by surrogates that lack any form of credibility, gravitas or conscience.


Those of you who wish to find any TRUTH to purported facts, innuendo or rumors concerning Martin Luther King, Jr. may do so at their own discretion and with their own resources. No one has ever been found perfect since the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ, IMHO.

China: The Spies Among Us?

Prosecutors called Chi Mak the "perfect sleeper agent," though he hardly looked the part. For two decades, the bespectacled Chinese-born engineer lived quietly with his wife in a Los Angeles suburb, buying a house and holding a steady job with a U.S. defense contractor, which rewarded him with promotions and a security clearance. Colleagues remembered him as a hard worker who often took paperwork home at night.


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... and, again, why is the economy of the United States intertwined with China, a freakin' enemy?

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Temporary Ban On Castration In Thailand

The move came after a leading gay activist, Natee Teerarojjanapongs, called on the Medical Council to take action against clinics that perform castrations on underage boys.

Natee, head of the Gay Political Group of Thailand, said he received several complaints from parents of underage boys seeking castrations in part because of Internet advertisements that promise cheap operations resulting in feminine qualities such as softer skin.



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UN: Thou Art Unworthy To Be Called By The Name Of A Human

A former senior UN procurement officer has been sentenced in New York to eight years in jail over an influence-peddling scandal involving UN contracts worth more than 50 million dollars.


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Wanting to echo the sentiments of those who announce, "The U. S. out of the UN, the UN out of the U. S.," ...

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Barack Obama: O'Bowling? ... O'Brother!

37 in seven frames ... not enough stamina to finish the game?

Can he dance?


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'Big Oil' talks ...

'Our earnings, although high in absolute terms, need to be viewed in the context of the scale and cyclical, long-term nature of our industry as well as the huge investment requirements,' said J.S. Simon, senior vice president of Exxon Mobil Corp., which made a record $40 billion last year.


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Joe/Jane Driver and Tom/Teresa Trucker must really enjoy the sad plight of these individuals while "they" offer rhetoric instead of solutions ... all the while the average "American" is having the "life" siphoned out of their collective dreams.

Barack Obama: The 'Kid' And 'The Old Man?'

Obama Claims McCain "Wants" Another 100 Years Of War In Iraq

'We can't afford to stay in Iraq like John McCain said, for another 100 years.'


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... McCain noted that the United States still maintains troops in South Korea and Japan. He said he had no objection to U.S. soldiers staying in Iraq for decades, 'as long as Americans are not being injured, harmed or killed.'


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Obama, lacking any military service within his limited life experience opts to attack McCain by parsing words and faulty rhetoric? Maybe he should just "stick" to bowling ...