, <b>The Fools Among Us: July 2008</b>

Thursday, July 31, 2008

U. S. Congress: Summer Vacation Trumps Action On Energy?


Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said work on an energy bill was “over until the fall,” all but ensuring that Congress will leave for the summer without addressing the issue of high gas prices.


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Nothing will keep members of the U. S. Congress from enjoying "perks" that most of us will never be able to duplicate. During a time of war ... a war that is unique in its theaters of operation, during a period of "Energy Manipulation and Pricing" and during a period when most U. S. Citizens already have a very low opinion of Congress, these servants of the public have NO SHAME!

World's Oldest Known Joke?


Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.


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There truly is "nothing new under the sun," or under fair maiden's gown ... for that matter?

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Christopher Bridges aka Ludacris: Talkin' Smack?

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Jesse talking slick and apologizing for what?

If you said it then you meant it how you want it have a gut!
And all you other politicians trying to hate on my man,
watch us win a majority vote in every state on my man

You can't stop what's bout to happen, we bout to make history
The first black president is destined and it's meant to be
The threats ain't fazing us, the nooses or the jokes
So get off your ass, black people, it's time to get out and vote!

Paint the White House black and I'm sure that's got 'em terrified
McCain don't belong in any chair unless he's paralyzed
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and I throw 'em like candy wrap
'cause what you talking I hear nothing even relevant
and you the worst of all 43 presidents



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"Special Words" for "Special People?" Who needs obfuscation?

Monday, July 28, 2008

CashCall.com: There Oughtta' Be A Law!

*The APR for a typical loan of $2600 is 99.25% with 42 monthly payments of $216.55 with a $75.00 origination fee. Credit approval is not guaranteed and depends on the lender's credit standards. See our website or call us for complete disclosure of APR, fees and payment terms. Limited documentation required. Distribution of funds is subject to receipt of all required documentation and verification of information. <...>


(As taken from the CashCall.com disclaimer seen on TBS, DirecTV)



FYI: The total amount paid for the "typical loan" noted above is $9170.10

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama: Removes Flag?



Just in time for his overseas media extravaganza, the Obamessiah's 757 is back in service after undergoing a month-long, $500,000 overhaul. As you can see, Obama remade the gigantic jet in his own image.


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Too bad, the general media hasn't published this ... I guess it's the "Obama Pass" in action?

U. S. Army: Cancels A Questionable Program

Army's Alternative Service Option

A handful of West Point graduates had taken this option until it was canceled by the Department of the Army this month:

• Cadets with special talents are eligible to apply for excess leave or early release from their active duty service obligation to "participate in activities with potential recruiting or public affairs benefit" to the Army.

• Army personnel accepted into the program are assigned to the U.S. Army recruiting unit nearest to their professional activity and must participate in recruiting activities.

• Athletes on the excess leave option are not paid by the Army during their participation in pro sports.

• If a player continues in pro sports beyond two years, he has the option to "buy out" the rest of his active service obligation.

• If a player who has not bought out his obligation exhausts his opportunity in pro sports, he must return to complete his service obligation.

• At any time, a player can be called back to active duty.

U.S. Department of Defense, Secretary of the Army



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While our military is now an All Volunteer Force, this program still could leave a "bad taste" in one's mouth, all things considered. One servicemember's life and future is NOT more important than another servicemember who has not excelled in an athletic endeavor .

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

No, because keep in mind that question, you wouldn’t ... but keep in mind that kind of hypothetical is very difficult to know hindsight is 20-20 ... later ... but I think that what I’m absolutely convinced of is that at that time we had to change the political debate because the view of the Bush administration at that time was one that I just disagreed with.


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GO MEAT! I said ... A BEEF HOT LINK! ... GO MEAT!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Jesse Jackson: The Rest Of The Story?


(Whispered speech)

“Barack…he’s talking down to black people…telling niggers how to behave.



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Is this a surprise?

JibJab: Election 2008

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The JibJabsters are once again adding humor to what may be the most serious Presidential Election in many, many years.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Representative Joe Sestak D - PA: Say What?

Representative Joe Sestak D - PA made the Obama/Osama gaffe on MSNBC News Live at 12:45 PM EDT ...

I have no doubt, as in his speech, we will find not just Obama, but Al-Qaeda ... (sic) more important than that he understands that Senator McCain wanted to continue this tragic misadventure in Iraq ... (sic) that now the Taliban have moved into the southern regions, the southern ungoverned provinces of Afghanistan and General Ikenberry, when he left command of Afghanistan said "Where the road ends, the Taliban begins," <...>


Disclaimer: Colorization, mine.


Good fortune with that!

Monday, July 14, 2008

New Yorker Magazine: Gasoline Upon The Fire?

Where's a modern day Vaughn Meader when one needs him?

The politically correct faction of the Democratic Party, U.S.A. will no doubt caution all the World that "making fun" of a mulatto in America is not, cannot, will not, be allowed!

While President George W. Bush can be shown as a "chimp," etc. ... the chance of humor at Obama's expense is forbidden ground. I would state that if a "chimp" comparison could be valid, all Obama need do is look in the mirror ... but ...

Sunday, July 13, 2008

The Synthetic Liquid Fuels Act (1944)

The Synthetic Liquid Fuels Program was a program run by the United States Bureau of Mines to create the technology to produce synthetic fuel from coal. It was initiated in 1944 during World War II. The Synthetic Liquid Fuels Act approved on April 5, 1944 authorized the use of $30 million over a five year period for
...the construction and operation of demonstration plants to produce synthetic liquid fuels from coal, oil shales, agricultural and forestry products, and other substances, in order to aid the prosecution of the war, to conserve and increase the oil resources of the Nation, and for other purposes.


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Fischer-Tropsch process (fish'ur-trōpsh) [key], method for the synthesis of hydrocarbons and other aliphatic compounds. Synthesis gas, a mixture of hydrogen and carbon monoxide, is reacted in the presence of an iron or cobalt catalyst; much heat is evolved, and such products as methane, synthetic gasoline and waxes, and alcohols are made, with water or carbon dioxide produced as a byproduct. An important source of the hydrogen–carbon monoxide gas mixture is the gasification of coal (see water gas). The process is named after F. Fischer and H. Tropsch, the German coal researchers who discovered it in 1923.



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As a routine search string will show that the Nazis and Imperial Japan used synthetic fuels to supplement for petroleum sources in lost areas of conquest during World War II, why hasn't a Manhattanesque Project been pursued since the mid-1970's by the U. S. Government using our own vast coal fields as a new source for petroleum type fuels?

Oil Producer Lobbyists, special interest groups, environMENTALists, U. S. Congress malaise ...

Asked and Answered?

Mooning Amtrak: Anal Presentive?

We had some mooners and some female flashers and some people who were nude altogether, said Jim Amormino, a spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff's Department. There was also lots of drinking. We felt that it was in the public's interest to shut it down.


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California does have a unique culture ... The rest of the World certainly must envy the Freedom to Flash?

Jesse Jackson: Another View ...

Either way, the days of Jesse Jackson, spokesman for all black people, are coming to an end. The media is wising up. Jackson's own hypocrisies, from the illegitimate child to the "Hymietown" controversy, are stacking too high. And if, come next year, we have an African-American president representing all of us, hopefully we'll see the silliness of running to one self-anointed individual to represent a group of us.


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While never having had to deal with Jesse Jackson's mantras directly, I can applaud Mr. Albom's insight into this aberration within the perceived Black Culture in the United States. One needs to be aware of those who try to speak for others, yet obviously have their own agendas.

I personally feel that the only thing Jesse Jackson is "sorry for" is that he "got caught." As others have stated, his relevance is no more.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Bobby Murcer Dies - Cancer: 2 Good Guys: 0

The five-time All-Star and Yankees broadcaster lost his battle with brain cancer at the age of 62. He died in Oklahoma City, Okla., with family members by his side.


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Another lost to this insidious disease. I'll still miss your presence on and off the field, Bobby!

Energy Crisis 2008: Federal Judge Blocks Drilling?


But the judge ruled the Forest Service didn't consider how degrading the area could harm tourism, and said the agency did a "woefully inadequate" job of evaluating how the drilling might affect the Kirtland's warbler, an endangered songbird that nests in the area.


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A Clinton appointed ENVIRO-Judge seems to feel a freaking bird's so-called endangerment precludes the Nation's need to free itself from foreign oil resources? Seems about right ... NOT!!!

Tony Snow: 1955 - 2008












I'll miss you, man!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Black Hole: Racist!

Two black officials, including Dallas County, Texas Commissioner John Wiley Price, took issue with white Commissioner, Kenneth Mayfield, when he said, “Central Collections has become a black hole.” Price and the other official assert that a term like “black hole” is racist and unacceptable language, and demanded an apology.


Oh, yes! This is the type of CHANGE we need to embrace in Obama's America ... CHUMP CHANGE!

NozzleRage.com



While this well crafted clip emotes serious humor to the viewer, the TRUTH is evident ... individual energy stewardship is a must for oneself and our Nation as a whole.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Iran: Not The True Picture Of Weaponology?

Camel supplied by nvtech.comAn Iranian photograph showing a cluster of missile launches was apparently altered to add a fourth missile lifting off from a desert range, a defense analyst said Thursday.




"There's no doubt the photo was doctored," said Mark Fitzpatrick, director of the Non-Proliferation Program for the London-based International Institute For Strategic Studies.



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Nice catch!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Jesse Jackson: Psst! Barack's Talkin' Down ...

(Whispered speech)

See Barack's been, um, talkin' down to Black people on this faith based ...


I want to cut his nuts out.




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Jesse "Shakedown" Jackson seems to have had his inner thoughts captured by a "hot microphone" during a recent interview? Jackson's Sister Souljah?

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama: Ya'all Can't Speak French?

It's embarrassing when Europeans come over here. They speak English, they speak French, they speak German. We go over to Europe and all we can can is "Merci beaucoups."


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While the presumptive Presidential Candidate may presume that "we" are bitter, clinging to our guns and Bibles; He now believes we are undereducated dolts who cannot learn a foreign language and/or phrases before visiting our World neighbors? His wife is right, he is pathetic!

Donald Sutherland: Canadian Citizen Opines ... Yet, Again?

The DNC's 'Terry McAuliffe mind-set' ruined the campaigns of Gore, Kerry and Senator Clinton and now the legions of McAuliffites who have surrounded Barack Obama are doing their damndest to undermine the possibility of his Presidency. They've turned this man we thought was a lion into a little lamb and they're leading him to slaughter. There's a well sourced rumor of Machiavellian proportions running around that what's going to happen is that his base support will be so demoralized they won't have the vital conviction they'll need this August to withstand a McAuliffite push to persuade disenchanted delegates on the floor of the convention to make a resurgent Hillary Clinton the Party's nominee!

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His heart and soul is being gutted and ours with it.


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Disclaimer: Colorization, mine.


While Sutherland's protestations may "sound" as if he is in training for another farting contest, the smell is still the same ... Donald is a Canadian citizen according to my research and has what interest in who is elected to the Presidency of the United States, save economic?


This is the same DS that gave the World ...


He had a famous affair with Jane Fonda, his co-star in the murder mystery Klute, then joined her for a world-wide tour of anti-Vietnam war stage shows. The performances, often held near US military bases for crowds packed with US soldiers, featured other "Hollywood liberals" like Peter Boyle and Holly Near, and were filmed as F.T.A., a then-common acronym for "Fuck the Army." Not surprisingly as the war raged, the film was not widely screened in America, and even decades later it is almost impossible to find. <...>



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Welcome to the Hotel California!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

John "Johnny Four Months" Kerry: A Traitor's Opinion?

John Kerry says Republican John McCain doesn't have the judgment to be president.


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This is the same douche bag who was considering McCain as a possible running mate in 2004 ... Who can believe anything this POS says, save the North Vietnamese?

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

North Dakota Oil: Hidden Among The Hype?

The U.S. Geological Survey's Leigh Price, a Denver geochemist who died of a heart attack in 2000, estimated that the Bakken might hold a whopping 413 billion barrels. If so, it would dwarf Saudi Arabia's Ghawar, the world's biggest field, which has produced about 55 billion barrels.


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While media sources offer little but doom, gloom and blame, is there actually "energy hope" within our own Nation's borders?

Rene Marie: The Words Mean Nothing?

Singer René Marie was introduced by City Council President Michael Hancock to sing "The Star Spangled Banner" on Tuesday at Mayor John Hickenlooper's annual State of the City address. But instead of singing "Oh say can you see," Marie sang "Lift ev'ry voice and sing," the first verse and the title of the song known as the black national anthem or the negro national anthem.


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The "Audacity of Dope" offers yet another insight into individuals who in self promoted attempts to shock our Nation into a racial divide ... or whatever? She knew what she was doing and confided her plan to her husband.

Whether it's a "Black Power fist salute" at an Olympic Awards Ceremony or this misguided attempt at agenda driven "pride," the result will always be the same ... notoriety for the one instigating the incident and added racial tension among citizens of our great Nation. Lessons learned seem quite distant.